1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:36,000 You say cultists one more time! It was the sisterhood and you know it. So have been. Slight. 3 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 All the gods get kidnapped in the future and like kind of currently- 4 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Yes, yes, that was part of the plan. 5 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 It's like all orcas all the time now. Or in the future. 6 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 It's really the orca show, it sucks. 7 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Did Bahamut tell you that we had both agreed to work with orcas? 8 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 I don't think it came up? 9 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:59,000 No, but I do think that he's been the double-crossed. 10 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 So Silent One? 11 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Yes. 12 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,000 What action are you driven to at this moment? 13 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Um, Agoth is gonna make Tiamat a scone feast. 14 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:18,000 And say, help us fuck up orcas. 15 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,000 It has been a long time since I have been struck speechless. 16 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More. He, him, also with me today is Karla Maxedad. 17 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:44,000 She, her, playing Neryxious Akra. Normally Glim, but did get a Neryxious from Tiamat, so I knew I was in trouble. 18 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 That's your name now. Amy More. 19 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Yeah, she, her, I'm playing Sullivan Sleight. He, him, and humbled. 20 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Tom Laird. He, him, I'm playing Moot. Also he, him. 21 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Kristen Flemmons. 22 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Hello. She, her, playing Agoth. Also she, her, and Rax. He, him, magical baker. 23 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 And Sean Howard. 24 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:14,000 He, him, playing Tiamat. She, her, who's eating scones happily. 25 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 As we all should be. 26 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:20,000 I would like to say I retract my boo from earlier. I didn't know how this was gonna go down. 27 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:24,000 I thought for sure I was gonna die in the last episode. I'm gonna. 28 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 I mean, it's still a possibility. 29 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I know. I'm gonna withhold my boo though. 30 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 We made it through one. 31 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 I'm gonna withhold my boo. 32 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 That'll be in the down time. 33 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Yeah. 34 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Which, speaking of, you can get down times for every episode when you're a patron. 35 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. And you also get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron, Operatic Muddle. 36 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Operatic Muddle. 37 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Oh my god. 38 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 That's fun. 39 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 That is fun. Thank you so much. 40 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 That's my next band name. 41 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 It's a good one. 42 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 It's really good. 43 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 If it hasn't already been taken, Sean, you gotta check. 44 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Maybe it's their band. 45 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Operatic Muddle Redux. 46 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Also, side note, if you don't know what Russ meant when he said the down times is where we like recap the episode for a few minutes. 47 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 And it comes out on your Patreon feed like Saturday. 48 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Sometimes we do a little planning too and like a rehash of like where we think we should go. 49 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,000 So it's almost like not spoilers, but like a little like. 50 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 You get a little peek behind the curtain. 51 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Then we have a pee break and they forget everything we talked about. 52 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Absolutely. 53 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 That's exactly it. 54 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 This is the ADHD working. 55 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:30,000 And they forget everything they put in their bag and collect it from the last episode. 56 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 I can as a listener. 57 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Yeah, I'm like you have it in your bag. 58 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 No, no, no. 59 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 And that's just something you have to love us for. 60 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:44,000 You just imagine that D&D adventurers just carry around massive bags filled with everything and anything they could need. 61 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,000 But they're too tired from carrying this bag around to actually go look for that thing. 62 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 You'd have to have an index, like a big fat index. 63 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Nobody's got the time for that. 64 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Every group needs a librarian. 65 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 I guess so, yeah. 66 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Library sciences, they're not dead. 67 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000 We tried one with Tia, but she was ascribed. 68 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 She got too high. 69 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 No longer. 70 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Yeah. 71 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 She just couldn't focus on it. 72 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Oh well. 73 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Fuck it, let's play. 74 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:14,000 There's a crackling fire in the center of Tiamat's lair and everybody's passing around this massive tray of scones. 75 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:26,000 And they're recounting the exact moment that Tiamat was thrust back down into her lair after being defeated by the Decimators of Dragons. 76 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Why? 77 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Yes, you see, and that's when I realized all of this anguish and the darkness and the depression, it's a cycle, right? 78 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 It's a cycle. 79 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 If I may quote Ypres' love, it all goes away. 80 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Eventually, everything goes away. 81 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Why, that's kind of dark. 82 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Well, I mean, but more the sorrow of... 83 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 All the bad stuff and the good stuff. 84 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 It's all fleeting. 85 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 I guess what we need to remember. 86 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Temporary. 87 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 And potentially all life. 88 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Well, I mean, we've actually witnessed that. 89 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Like, yeah, life for sure is actually temporary because we saw it all kind of disappear. 90 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 All basically gone. 91 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 But like, yeah, I was actually... 92 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,000 You're not speaking metaphorically at the moment, are you? 93 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 No. 94 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Sorry, we lived through some shit, man. 95 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I lost my eye. 96 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 You see Moot doesn't have an arm over there? 97 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Yeah, I'm missing a hand over here. 98 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 An eye! 99 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 An eye! 100 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Wait, wait, wait! 101 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Save me some scones and that lovely cream. 102 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:33,000 And Tiamat rises up and sort of like... 103 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:40,000 The whole place shakes as she sort of half runs over and roots around one of her heads, 104 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,000 another one rooting in another pile, gold flying, 105 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:50,000 and then walks over and drops an eyeball in front of Sully. 106 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 And goes back to eating scones. 107 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Uh, uh... 108 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Oh, um... 109 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 What you got there, Sully? 110 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Sully, like, looks around like... 111 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 What am I supposed to... 112 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Is this... 113 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Is this... 114 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 I don't know how to ask politely. 115 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Is it clean? 116 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,000 No. 117 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Is it... 118 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Fleshy? 119 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Or is it stony? 120 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 A little from the last wearer. 121 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 And who was the last wearer? 122 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,000 I'm not sure. It's the Eye of Vecna. 123 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Sorry, hard to talk over the scones. 124 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 The Eye of Vecna. 125 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 It might help you. 126 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,000 It might be worth the cost. 127 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:42,000 I love the ominous sort of subtext. It's really... 128 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 It's kind of exciting though, too, right? 129 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 I know you're very good at it. It makes everything... 130 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 I know, it's sort of what I do. 131 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I feel like you're helping me, but at the same time, 132 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,000 like, there's gonna be a consequence. 133 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Is this, like, a punishment? 134 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Do I deserve it? 135 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,000 I mean... 136 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 You just have to gouge out one of your eyes. 137 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Wait, hold on, I already have no eyes. 138 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Well, what's going on? So, I mean... 139 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Right, there you go. 140 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 So, is that the cost? 141 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 No. 142 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Well, it would be normally part of the cost. 143 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Oh, gosh, so, like, there's another. 144 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Like, okay. 145 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Can I just put... 146 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Can I think about it for a second? 147 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 And he picks up the eye, like... 148 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 And it's slippery, and he's like... 149 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Okay, all right. 150 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000 And he, like, just kind of, like, holds his eye, I guess. 151 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Well, contemplating? I don't know. 152 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:39,000 His whole existence, I'm not sure. 153 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Amy wants to... 154 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Amy wants to search for the Eye of Vecna. 155 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 You can make an arcana... 156 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 No, no. 157 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Oh, you won't let me search for it. 158 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 You don't know what they're doing with their canas. 159 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 You can make an arcana roll, 160 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 if you would like to know more about what Sully knows about the Eye of Vecna. 161 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Okay, fine. 162 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 And then... 163 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 11. 164 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,000 You know it has great magical powers. 165 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Yeah, but at a cost. 166 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Yes, at a cost. 167 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 May I ask, Tim, 168 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:18,000 how is it that you go about accruing a horde down here? 169 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:23,000 I imagine that would be more challenging. 170 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 It is. 171 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Indeed, much more challenging. 172 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:32,000 But since you have given me such a beautiful feast... 173 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,000 So, uh... 174 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Sometimes I lure, you know, 175 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:44,000 idiot knights down here that wish to conquer a dragon. 176 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Other times I, you know, 177 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,000 find demons that have managed to scurry something away, 178 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:58,000 and the rest of it I have amassed from my brief forays into the above world. 179 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Oh, and then all the tokens and payments from the Sisterhood 180 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 and all the dragons that serve me. 181 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Oh yeah, sure, yeah. 182 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Right, yeah. 183 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Does that mean you can, like, you've kind of, like, snuck out a few times? 184 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Is that what you're saying? 185 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 No, no. 186 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,000 No, I never would have snuck out for a tryst with my brother or anything like that. 187 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 No. No. 188 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Why do I have an accent? 189 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 It's the scones. 190 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Oh, speaking of, can you pass the butter? 191 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Why? 192 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 For the scones. 193 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Sorry, trusting is not in my nature. 194 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 It's okay. 195 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Baby steps. 196 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Yes, baby steps. 197 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Someone should make a movie about that, 198 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 about time looping and baby steps, 199 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 and write a book. 200 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 So? 201 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:48,000 So if we're going to work together to overcome Orcus and I can't leave, 202 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 tell me what you need. 203 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,000 If I have it or I can procure it. 204 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Do you have, like... 205 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Someone is adding more things to my list as I sit here. 206 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Shh, I see where it's typing. 207 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 That guy from marketing, maybe? 208 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Ah, yes. 209 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Sorry, back from marketing. 210 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,000 They're going to work on the Sisterhood PR. 211 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 We're off of that now. 212 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Stop that. 213 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Go and halt that. 214 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 We have bigger problems. 215 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Orcus is bad. 216 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 We printed all the pamphlets. 217 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 We need new pamphlets. 218 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000 I'll be right back. 219 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Speaking of the Sisterhood, 220 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:25,000 you have amassed an amazing following. 221 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Thank you. 222 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Would they rise together to help defeat Orcus in your name? 223 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Probably. 224 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 If they're not all zombies, yes. 225 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Or they shouldn't be yet. 226 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000 They will be later. 227 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Currently probably. 228 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 I mean, a few maybe statistically speaking. 229 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,000 We're probably in some places where they've already been kind of zombified, 230 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 but that's a really good idea. 231 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Bob, come back! 232 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Yes, team. 233 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Sorry. 234 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Forget that last thing. 235 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Write up a writ. 236 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 I need something. 237 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:04,000 A writ of something that we'll give to this team. 238 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Okay, yes. 239 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 A writ of something that we will give to this team. 240 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:11,000 The Sisterhood writ in your name, Tiamat. 241 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 The Sisterhood of the Traveling Tiamat. 242 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:19,000 We are gathered here today to give a writ of something to her Lord B. 243 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Praise Tiamat. 244 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 245 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000 I don't need to sit here while you do it. 246 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 I think it just needs like the stamp, right? 247 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 The seal on it. 248 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Like that's official. 249 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000 That's official. 250 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Yeah, so Orcus bad. 251 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Rise up. 252 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Fight Orcus. 253 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 I mean. 254 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Got it. 255 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Got it. 256 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Got the highlight. 257 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Okay, I mean, wow. 258 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 That was a really productive suggestion, Sully. 259 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Like I feel like we just got some pretty powerful allies. 260 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,000 If I know anything about Tiamat. 261 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000 We probably should point out that everything they've tried to do has failed horribly. 262 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Well, but they got close. 263 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 They sure did. 264 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Like so close. 265 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 I mean. 266 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 I was just a wee one when that was happening, of course. 267 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 But yeah, like impressive. 268 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 And. 269 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Yes, I remember. 270 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 So of insight. 271 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Well, you don't have many babies in the ranks. 272 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 I just, yeah. 273 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Probably more than you think. 274 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Yes. 275 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Well, that makes. 276 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 That makes me sad. 277 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Yeah. 278 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Was that an innuendo? 279 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Oh, like so many people are fucking and then they're having babies. 280 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Why? 281 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Oh my goodness, I didn't even. 282 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 No, in the sisterhood. 283 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Part of your oath is you give up like physical connections with others. 284 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Because how can you focus on adoring Tiamat and serving and your purpose to her if you're off like fucking other people? 285 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Fair enough. 286 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000 I am thinking of changing that since reading this many copies of this book. 287 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Yeah, no. 288 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Everyone deserves to find love. 289 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Yeah. 290 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:59,000 I think physical pleasure is pretty important to just like keeping, you know, your cult motivated. 291 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Good mental health. 292 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 But good to move past too, right? 293 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Because that was the eat phase. 294 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 You don't let it control you, right? 295 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Right, right, yes. 296 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Speaking of eating though, these scones are amazing. 297 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Thank you, Agoth. 298 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000 I'm glad you like them. 299 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Please give one to Rex. 300 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Do horses eat scones? 301 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,000 He is omnivorous in his appetites. 302 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 I was serious about the wings. 303 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Would you like wings? 304 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Would Rex like wings? 305 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Can you communicate with them? 306 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Rex, do you want wings? 307 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 He wouldn't be opposed to wings. 308 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,000 It would have made the bridge ordeal much simpler. 309 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Bob, come back! 310 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Probably help him get over his fear of heights too, right? 311 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Like little bit by little bit. 312 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 He'd find freedom and joy in heights instead. 313 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Because he could never fall now because he's got his wings. 314 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:53,000 And the radius of the acid spray would be much wider. 315 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Oh, so much better. 316 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Imagine that falling down on a wall. 317 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Okay, Ritz almost ready, Tiamat. 318 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Yes, put in a call to Arthraxix, the third circle of hell. 319 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Tell him Tiamat's calling in the favor and I want his ring of the Pegasi. 320 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Right, ring of the Pegasi. 321 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Pegasi, I've got it. 322 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Go right, go in, or talk to Arthrax. 323 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Oh, I still owe him some money. 324 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000 I'm going to have to settle that up. 325 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 I'll figure it out. 326 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Don't worry about it. 327 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Okay. 328 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Does he always say, like, hop, hop, hop every time he runs? 329 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Yes, yes, yes. 330 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:29,000 It's very annoying, but I've gone through so much help. 331 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 He gets the job done now. 332 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 So what else can I do to help you, anyone? 333 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 What else do I have? 334 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000 I have so much. 335 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Would you be able... 336 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Oh, here. 337 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Here, does anybody want a plus five spatula? 338 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 It has a name engraved on it. 339 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Oh, Moot, I think. 340 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 I can't read it. 341 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 It's my eyesight. 342 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 It's so small. 343 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 I can take a look at it. 344 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Tiamat, would you be able to tell me more about this Eye of Vekna? 345 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Oh, I thought I was handing... 346 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 I thought you were asking about the spatula. 347 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000 Sorry. 348 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 No, that's all right. 349 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000 That seems like... 350 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 That's quite the thing you got down here, though. 351 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Like, the eye, I was like, yeah, but spatula? 352 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Wow. 353 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000 Out of left field. 354 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 Moot, you have the spatula. 355 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:13,000 You can see that it says Beefy Stew's OG spatula. 356 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Okay. 357 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 I'm just gonna... 358 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 I'm gonna, like, put that in my belt. 359 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Is it okay if I just have that? 360 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Yes, yes. 361 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 I have no use for a plus five spatula. 362 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,000 About this eye, is that... 363 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,000 You know, it's the end of the world and stuff, 364 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 so I think I might... 365 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000 You'll just go for it, but, like... 366 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Will I just be able to see out of it again 367 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 or am I gonna, like, grow a tail? 368 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,000 I'm just kinda... 369 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:47,000 way in my options here. 370 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 You're not gonna tell me, Aya. 371 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 It's gonna be a... 372 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 I thought you were asking your friend Moot. 373 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Oh, no, sorry. 374 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 I was asking you, Tiamat. 375 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 No, yeah. 376 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 No, it's all right. 377 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 There's so many scones. 378 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 I was so infatuated with parsing out this clotted cream, 379 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000 so it was the right amount for every scone left, 380 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 because I was thinking how sad it would be 381 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 if I got the last scone and we had run out 382 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000 of the clotted cream. 383 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000 It's so good. 384 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Well, after eating it all this time, too, 385 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 the scone would seem dry at the end, you know? 386 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 So you really do. 387 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 You want it at the end. 388 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Yes, yes. 389 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 Sorry, you were asking about the eye. 390 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Yeah. 391 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Oh, a favor. 392 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Are you asking a favor of me, Solventslap? 393 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Oh, I was... 394 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Beyond what I've already given you. 395 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 No, ma'am. 396 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Everybody can not roll arcana or history. 397 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Oh, gross, I'm already Sullivan, 398 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 and just ask the favor. 399 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000 I know, but favors aren't just favors. 400 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Oh, do you? 401 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Uh, 23. 402 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Shit! 403 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 10. 404 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Well. 405 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 One. 406 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Ah! 407 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Christus. 408 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 I have a plus. 409 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 It's totally safe, Agatha. 410 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Plus nine to history. 411 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 It's totally safe. 412 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Looks great. 413 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Glam will give you some knowledge, 414 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000 and you can dispense it however you so choose. 415 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Freely. 416 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Probably in a wrap. 417 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000 Let's just see. 418 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Oh, yes, please. 419 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000 I've learned about this. 420 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000 How does it go? 421 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 That's how I drop knowledge. 422 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Typically. 423 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Okay, so Eye of Vecna, I definitely, like, 424 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:33,000 wrote an essay or something about this. 425 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Pros. 426 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000 There's lots of pros. 427 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:39,000 I mean, truly, you'll get true sight. 428 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 You'll learn some extra magic. 429 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000 I mean, it's... 430 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Magic? 431 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 I don't know any magic. 432 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000 You'll be able to kind of see through things. 433 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000 I see through people's clothes. 434 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Hey, can I have the eye? 435 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 I'll gouge out my eye if that's just... 436 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 No? 437 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Bad story. 438 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Keep going. 439 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,000 So, I mean, yeah, I would recommend not using it 440 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:04,000 for, like, weird sexual inappropriateness. 441 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Heard. 442 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000 And Flammie Kins, you know better. 443 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 You would love consent, so I don't know... 444 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Yeah, well, it's that whole CNC, 445 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 consensual non-consent thing. 446 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 You know, you enter in a relationship, 447 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000 you can see from a distance. 448 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Right, okay. 449 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Yeah, so fine. 450 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 It's all about points. 451 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000 Yeah, okay. 452 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000 No, that makes more sense. 453 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000 I'm less uncomfortable with that, 454 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 but also more uncomfortable with it. 455 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Wow, I just, I feel like we need to assign something. 456 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 I don't know. 457 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 The writ's coming. 458 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,000 I don't think that's in the writ. 459 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:35,000 Historically, whoever has had the eye, 460 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 sometimes it's good, 461 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,000 and sometimes it's very bad. 462 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,000 So, it's possible you might become evil. 463 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 What? 464 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Or, like, die. 465 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Oh my god. 466 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Evil's just a spectrum on a scale. 467 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Or your soul gets torn from your body. 468 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 That sounds painful. 469 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,000 I mean, so, on the one hand, 470 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,000 extra super-functioning eye, pretty great. 471 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000 And to magic. 472 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 On the other hand... 473 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Eye bite? 474 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Who hasn't wanted to bite someone with their eye? 475 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 I'm sorry, you said eye bite? 476 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000 I'm sorry, what? 477 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Come on, am I the only one 478 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 that's ever wanted to bite someone with their eye? 479 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 I never thought that was an option. 480 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,000 I never considered it, but I mean, I do. 481 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Like, wait a scarred person for life, right? 482 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Does it come out and then chomp, 483 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 or do you have to get your eye right up? 484 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 That would be quite the thing. 485 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Or is it like a nipple? 486 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Do you just nibble them like a piranha? 487 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Are there teeth on the inside of your eyelids, 488 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 and when you give them a butterfly kiss, 489 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000 instead you're tearing a hole in their flesh? 490 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Maybe I'm just gonna hold onto this eye for a minute 491 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000 and really mull it over 492 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000 and take some time to think about it. 493 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Thank you, Tiamat. 494 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Oh, you're most welcome for this quandary. 495 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000 I feel like we definitely need help, 496 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:57,000 and we definitely need to ask you for help in specific ways, 497 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:02,000 but sort of those specific ways are not coming to me. 498 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Well, Tiamat, if your horde here 499 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:12,000 has things as powerful as the Eye of Vecna 500 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 and a plus five spatula, 501 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:19,000 your horde back on the Material Plane 502 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 must be staggering. 503 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Well, not so. 504 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 I mean, not that I... 505 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 No, this is all of it right here. 506 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 This is it. 507 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 This is all I have right here. 508 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Is there anything there that could aid us 509 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:38,000 in serving your justice to Orcus? 510 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Maybe anything specifically 511 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,000 that will help Agath punch Orcus in the face. 512 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 She really wants to punch him. 513 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,000 I really need to punch him in his terrible face. 514 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Right in the face. 515 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000 It does seem like maybe you know him a little bit, 516 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 kind of made a deal or whatever, 517 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000 so you might have some good inside knowledge 518 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000 about, you know, like weaknesses. 519 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Give me personal information. 520 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 We could really hit him up. 521 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Yes. 522 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 Yes. 523 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Exactly the kind of thing I'm wondering about. 524 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000 You know, take him down emotionally 525 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 before Agath punches him in the face to death. 526 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,000 I want Agath to punch him so hard in the face, 527 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000 but also I want him to be really sad. 528 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Let's punch him in the soul at the same time. 529 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 That's right. 530 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Emotionally devastate him. 531 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 Yes. Yes. 532 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Agath, I don't know what I have to give you 533 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 aside from just getting you there, 534 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:41,000 but since you have spoken so much truth 535 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 and given me all of these scones, 536 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,000 warm scones unlike my useless brother, 537 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,000 whose idea it was to meet with Orcus in the first place, 538 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:57,000 lovely man, has ideas on how to solve our problems. 539 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Idiot. 540 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:05,000 I do have a small trinket named after me. 541 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 I believe it is a flail. 542 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Can you use a flail, Agath? 543 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 I have been known to flail. 544 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000 I think that was an innuendo. 545 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Tiamat turns to one of the dragons and says, 546 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 go to you-know-where that shall not be spoken 547 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 and bring back the flail of Tiamat at once. 548 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Yes, sir. 549 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 I'll go get the flail of Tiamat. 550 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000 No, not you. 551 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 You're an idiot. 552 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 You. 553 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Yes. 554 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Yes. 555 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Go. 556 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 Of course, mass mistress. 557 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 I hail Hydra. 558 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 Just go. 559 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Tiamat, your dragon sort of crew or council, 560 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 they're so intimidating. 561 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000 They're so cool. 562 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000 And look so great, but definitely, like, 563 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,000 it is so much better if they just don't speak, eh? 564 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Yes, I know. 565 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 They've worked so hard. 566 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Like, they're so intimidating. 567 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 We dress them up. 568 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Until they open their mouths, and then it's just like, 569 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000 what? 570 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 It's like we're dressing a turd. 571 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Putting lipstick on a pig, am I right? 572 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Yes. 573 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Yeah. 574 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Pigs are quite smart in comparison. 575 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Oh, fair, yeah. 576 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Pigs are actually quite smart. 577 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Did you know that? 578 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 I see it's like a three-year-old? 579 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Like a three-year-old human? 580 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Here's the flail. 581 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 No, my dragons are. 582 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Yes. 583 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 That was really fast. 584 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 It was just over there. 585 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Oh. 586 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 It's up on the high shelf. 587 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Just give it to the silent one. 588 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Didn't he just say this is the place we should not name? 589 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 It's the only thing there. 590 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000 It's okay. 591 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Agath will take the flail. 592 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000 You will notice there is five heads, 593 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000 each shaped like one of mine. 594 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000 Yes. 595 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Badly. 596 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000 You will need to give it a command, 597 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000 a word, and each breath will breathe as I do. 598 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Is it gonna be punch? 599 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Wait. 600 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000 What's it gonna be? 601 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Yeah. 602 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000 What's the cool thing gonna be? 603 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,000 It's a little less punching and a little more acid, 604 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 flame, whatever spray. 605 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Like murder. 606 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Tiamat's the best. 607 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 It's one word. 608 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Just one word. 609 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Say it really quickly without pausing. 610 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Tiamat's the best. 611 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000 I think she means the word is acid. 612 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Or fire, or cold. 613 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Yes? 614 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Yes. 615 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Whichever word you wish to give it. 616 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Oh, any word you wish to give it. 617 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Spiral spaghetti. 618 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000 What? 619 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Why would you say that? 620 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 It's still two words, 621 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 and I think that's rotini. 622 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Oh, rotini. 623 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Thank you. 624 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 I think we should let Agath choose it. 625 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 I thought we were brainstorming. 626 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 It's her weapon. 627 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000 There's probably a quote. 628 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 I'll look for one. 629 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Never mind me. 630 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 We should be brainstorming 631 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 and probably what we should be brainstorming is what we do. 632 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Like, okay. 633 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Oh, yes. 634 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,000 So we've got maybe the Sisterhood backing us up. 635 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Rad weapon, scary eye, cool spatula. 636 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000 What else do we need to save the world? 637 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 You need to do better than those idiots, 638 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,000 decimators of dragoons or whatever they're called. 639 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Right? 640 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000 They're so stupid. 641 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 Let me show you. 642 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,000 And Tiamat turns, 643 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:30,000 and one of her heads pulls from her throne 644 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:35,000 a very dainty ivory decorated mirror 645 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,000 with irises all over it 646 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:44,000 and drops it on the center of the table. 647 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 Well, that's pretty. 648 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 A mirror of future sight. 649 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:52,000 But annoyingly, it only shows one thing. 650 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 What does it show? 651 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 Like one thing each or just one thing on a loop? 652 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Like you've seen the same thing every time you look into it. 653 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Why don't you look and find out? 654 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Well, I'm scared. 655 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Everybody hesitantly huddles around. 656 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000 You see a darkened chamber. 657 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,000 There's a vast pit in the middle of it 658 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,000 with these purple flames roiling up and out of it. 659 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:20,000 And you see the other team entering this room, 660 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:29,000 leading their way up to this large throne on the other side. 661 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Oh, this is the one where they've pretended one of them is a captor. 662 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Oh, this one's good. 663 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 And as they all kneel down 664 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000 and Voronox is standing over them, 665 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,000 swinging his blade, they all jump up quickly 666 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 and battle ensues. 667 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,000 And after a surprisingly brief moment, 668 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:58,000 the mirror flickers and all of them lay dead on the ground. 669 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:03,000 Oh, that shitty Team A just fucked it up. 670 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000 I mean, that's quite a... 671 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000 This is... 672 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000 But this is just like a possibility because... 673 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Oh, yes, yes. 674 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Watch again. 675 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000 I've been watching for eons. 676 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Watch again. 677 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Oh, this one's good. 678 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Oh, I think this is the one where they try to charge the doors. 679 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000 The doors burst open and arrows are flying. 680 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Spells are erupting into this illusion of Orcus on the other side who wavers. 681 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:35,000 And behind them are three liches and the towering figure of Orcus. 682 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:39,000 The mirror flickers again and all of them lay sprawled, 683 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 thrown into the fire in the middle of the room 684 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000 and hanging from the rafters. 685 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Is there any outcome where they are successful? 686 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:57,000 I have seen over a thousand and so far the answer is no. 687 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Is that because we hadn't talked to you yet? 688 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Oh, because now we're talking to you, 689 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 so that's going to change things because, you know, 690 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000 butterfly wings and the... 691 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Oh, let's watch the mirror. 692 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Right. 693 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Oh, they're dying again. 694 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:20,000 The door opens again and Varanok steps in alone 695 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:26,000 and the mirror shows an image of everyone else trying to sneak around 696 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,000 and a large explosion goes off from behind and flickers again 697 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:35,000 and they all lay, not all of them, some of them are in pieces. 698 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:39,000 This one's one of my favorites where they think they can scurry in like rats 699 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000 while Varnax distracts Orcus. 700 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 But there's so many variations. 701 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,000 I love the ones where they come in tied up like they're captives. 702 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 So you've been watching a lot of game tape, 703 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,000 so do you have any sort of feedback? 704 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Like, how would you do it? 705 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000 I mean, you know, that we can communicate with them. 706 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Yeah, let's play Monday morning quarterback here. 707 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Yeah, like, what do you think? 708 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Well, early on I was shouting, you know? 709 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 I was like, shouting, no, don't do that! 710 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Gaze behind you! 711 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Do you have that kind of thing? 712 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Yeah, but after a while it just... 713 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000 There is no hope. 714 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000 It is endless. 715 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:18,000 We are seeing every possibility in this mirror of the future 716 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 and for a while I couldn't understand why it was playing the same thing, 717 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000 but now I can for Orcus is ending everything. 718 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000 So this is it. 719 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000 This is all the mirror will show. 720 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Oh, okay. 721 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 I feel like I took the mood down. 722 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Oh, no, that's all right. 723 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000 You know what? 724 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 We need some hot truths. 725 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 Reality checks are good. 726 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,000 Yeah, I mean, obviously these... 727 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 I feel bad because these scones were amazing. 728 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 No, no, these future versions of these people. 729 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 You know what? 730 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000 We need to have a positive... 731 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Bob, where's that ring? 732 00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000 I got the ring, I got the ring, I got the ring. 733 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Okay, okay, I had to do a lot of things. 734 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Oh, shut up, just give me the ring. 735 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Here's the ring. 736 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Don't worry about it. 737 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,000 I'll talk to the therapist later. 738 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Do you guys have like in-office counseling? 739 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000 That's really great. 740 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000 That's really progressive. 741 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000 I was just going to say so progressive. 742 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,000 That wasn't around when I was part of it. 743 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Tiamat usually eats them after, 744 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000 but that way they can't spill the secrets. 745 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Still a free benefit. 746 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000 Of course. 747 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000 That's right. 748 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000 You complaining? 749 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Get out of here. 750 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000 We're still working on the writ. 751 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 I'm going to go see if Martha's got it wrapped up. 752 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 I'll be right back. 753 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,000 And Tiamat picks up the ring in her mouth, 754 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,000 one of them, and drops it in front of Agatha. 755 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:50,000 It has one use, and it will transform Rex, 756 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:55,000 if they are willing to have wings like a Pegasi. 757 00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Do I wear it, or does he need to put it on a hoof? 758 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000 It is a single use if you point it at Rex, 759 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000 and they are willing. 760 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 What, will it keep the wings forever? 761 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000 Until they're hacked off by Orcus, yes. 762 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Well, now we are hoping that that's not going to happen. 763 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000 What if... 764 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Okay, so is... 765 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Listen, time's really hot. 766 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Like, it's so confusing. 767 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Is what's happening in the mirror possibly happening right now? 768 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Or is it showing us, because it's in the future, 769 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,000 could we send some of the Sisterhood? 770 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:37,000 Like, what if it wasn't just them and there was backup? 771 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,000 I have not seen Sisterhood in anything to date. 772 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 Oh, we have not yet. 773 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 But it is showing the future. 774 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 The writ isn't written yet, 775 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,000 I mean, it's not happening yet, officially. 776 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Maybe you should take the mirror, 777 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 because I don't want to watch the Sisterhood 778 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 being murdered thousands of times. 779 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Oh, I don't want to watch... 780 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 I don't really want to watch anyone 781 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 being murdered thousands of times. 782 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Maybe Orcus, I mean... 783 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000 I would like to see Orcus dying at least once. 784 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000 Yeah. 785 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,000 If we manage it, we'll try and come back 786 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,000 with more scones and fill you in. 787 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 And maybe the skull of Orcus. 788 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 I... 789 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000 do not take promises like that lightly, Agoth. 790 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000 I know. 791 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000 I said I'd try. 792 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 I will try. 793 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Farewell. 794 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 If I survive punching him in the face. 795 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 You will, Goth, I believe in you. 796 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 Dashing through the middle 797 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 We're gonna have some fun 798 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 It's December now 799 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 And somebody's gonna have fun 800 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 Right, we're gonna rhyme fun in fun? 801 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Yeah, we were doing it. 802 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 It's not a rhyme podcast, 803 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 so like, that's fine. 804 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 I wasn't gonna go for Christmas at all. 805 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Well, it's December now. 806 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Yeah, well, it is. 807 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 I was gonna hit up some Jimmy Eat World, 808 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 but not the song you'd think it was gonna be. 809 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Well, because we've already done the middle several times. 810 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 So it was gonna be... 811 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 What's their other song? 812 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 My favorite Jimmy Eat World song. 813 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 Is it Sweetness? 814 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 Yeah, it is. 815 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 This Meandering Middle is brought to you by... 816 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Game Time this month! 817 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 Oh, Game Time! 818 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Game Time bringing all the fun this month, 819 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 and we've got a very special Game Time 820 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 in that... 821 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 It's a reduced price for the holidays! 822 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 Happy Holidays! 823 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Also, real talk, 824 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 shit's expensive right now. 825 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Like, literally everything 826 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 except... 827 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 Game Time. 828 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 What's the regular price? 829 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 $100. 830 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 Per person? 831 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 $60. 832 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 $320. 833 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 40% off for Game Time, 834 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 per player in the Game Time tier, 835 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast, 836 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 and there's an even more special thing happening! 837 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 I'd love a good, and wait, there's more. 838 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 I'm all about the, but wait, there's more. 839 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 So not only have we reduced the price for Game Time, 840 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 but it works for your holiday budget, 841 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 because we know everything's wild and crazy, 842 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 but we're also opening extra slots! 843 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 Extra slots? How many people can play now? 844 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 A total of eight! 845 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Damn. 846 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 Up to eight people can play in Game Time, 847 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 and then now you're saying, but Russ, 848 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 there's eight people at the table. 849 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 It's a lot to wrangle. 850 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 It's a lot of shenanigans happening. 851 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 I've been there, I've done that, 852 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 it's a lot to wrangle, 853 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 but what we're doing is a very special 854 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 game that we get to play together, 855 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 and we get to have a lot of fun together, 856 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 but then this game is going to break out into two games 857 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 happening simultaneously. 858 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 The time stream split! 859 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 You're splitting the party? 860 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 Of course the time stream split. 861 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 What else could Russ do? 862 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000 The time stream split, and probably go into a maze, 863 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 you guys, let's be honest with one another. 864 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 Trace yourselves. 865 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 It's the wildest idea that everybody said yes to 866 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 before we hit record. 867 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Now they're acting very cool, 868 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000 so we're going to split. 869 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 We're going to do two separate games, 870 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 and then we're going to come back together for whatever 871 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 the grand finale of this session is. 872 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 So it might be a little bit longer, 873 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 but it's going to be a whole lot of fun, 874 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 because there's going to be so many people at the table, 875 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 and a lot of people, hopefully, will get to 876 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 come play with us, which is what we really want 877 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 this holiday season, and want to try and make it 878 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 as affordable as possible for you. 879 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Treat yourself. 880 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 Yeah, treat yourself, please. 881 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 Because so many people say they want to come play, 882 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 it's too expensive, and like, yo, forget it. 883 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:37,000 But this is less, and you deserve it. 884 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 So come play with us. 885 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 It's going to be fun. 886 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 We can't wait. 887 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 All the details are updated on Patreon. 888 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast. 889 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,000 The spots are open, the price has been lowered, 890 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 and we can't wait to play with you. 891 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 If you have any questions, 892 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 please feel free to message us in the Discord, 893 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 or send us a note on Patreon, 894 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000 social media, we'll check it, we'll answer them, 895 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 and we hope to see you at the table. 896 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Okay, now let's get back to Tiamat 897 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000 giving out sweet prizes 898 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 in our episode. 899 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 Can I ask just 900 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 sort of an awkward question? 901 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000 Did you have like a face-to-face 902 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 meeting with Orcus, and if so, 903 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 was he clothed? 904 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 Yes, we had many meetings with Orcus. 905 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Mostly clothed. 906 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 Okay. Okay, I was just curious, 907 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 because I heard a rumor 908 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 about, it's fine, it doesn't matter. 909 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 I don't like seeing this, 910 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 because now, like, when in this one- 911 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Your Bahamut does throw quite the party, though. 912 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Yeah, I can see that. 913 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 I can see that. 914 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Like keys in the bowl kind of part. 915 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 What? 916 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 I mean, I think he probably would have been down 917 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 to clown. Is that- 918 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Yeah, it just didn't- 919 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Son of a bitch, missed opportunity. 920 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 It's okay, we're going to save the world 921 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 to have another chance. 922 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Help me now! 923 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 God, your optimism is awesome. 924 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 Glim, I just- 925 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Hopefully- 926 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 So, I've given the eye 927 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 to you, Sullivan. 928 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 Thank you so much, thank you. 929 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 I have given repay to Goth. 930 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 What about you two? 931 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Is there anything you desire, 932 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000 aside from a spatula? 933 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 I mean, the spatula's pretty great. 934 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000 It is a plus five. 935 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Yeah, yeah. 936 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 Cook off. 937 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 With Orcus. 938 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 I do see that that's how this is all going to end. 939 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000 So... 940 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 You know, it's happened a couple times. 941 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 Wait, have you seen a cook off version? 942 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 Like a great 943 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 British bake show kind of vibe? 944 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 I have not seen the 945 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Decimator of Dragoon's attempt to cook off. 946 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 No. But I don't think it would go well. 947 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Well, not with the liches. 948 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 Plus five spatula. 949 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 True. 950 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000 I'm going to check to see if there's a quote for this one. 951 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 Um, we- we are down here 952 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 right now. 953 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 And then once the writ is written, 954 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000 uh, we'll- 955 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000 Just a few more minutes! 956 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 Yeah, no, I wasn't rushing you. 957 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 I wanted it done the right way. 958 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Like, these jabronis, am I right? 959 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Like, my god. 960 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 I'm sorry you're stuck here down here with them. 961 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 Thank you. 962 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 Maybe things were different. 963 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000 Anyway, I digress. 964 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 Will we take- how do we get 965 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 the writ to 966 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 the sisterhood? 967 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 Because we're down here. 968 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Oh, that's a- I'm- wow. 969 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 Sully, thank- thank Bahamut for you 970 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 because, really, um, how do we 971 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 even get out of here? I mean, that's a- 972 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 Yeah, great question. That's a great question. 973 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 I'm not itching to leave, I mean- 974 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 No! No, you wouldn't be, no. 975 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 But at the same- at the same time, 976 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000 uh, the- there's- there's 977 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000 a punchin' of orcuses to be done. 978 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Am I right, Agoth? 979 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Yeah, you just use the other 980 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 tunnel. 981 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Oh, the one that says exit. 982 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Yes. Oh, wow. 983 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 The one that says 984 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 to orcus, actually. 985 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 Oh, to orc- wow. 986 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Well, hold on a second. I don't- 987 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 do we want to go to orcus right away? 988 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 Or do we want to, like, gather the troops? 989 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 I don't see another tunnel. 990 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 He had it put in so he could meet with us. 991 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Cause, like, he might- 992 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 Self-send him much? Yeah. 993 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000 And wait, did this tunnel go, like, right 994 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 to his lair, or was it, like, 995 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 a neutral ground that you guys were meeting? 996 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Or his bedroom? He's- 997 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 He's come here. 998 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 I've never been able- 999 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Let's back up a little. Oh, right, of course. 1000 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 I cannot leave. Right, of course. 1001 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 So I've been unable to traverse the tunnel, 1002 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 so we have met here. 1003 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 Right. 1004 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 Always having to host? 1005 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Yes. 1006 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Without scones! 1007 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 That's a lot- that's an imposition. 1008 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 It's a burden, for sure. 1009 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 Yeah. That's not cool. 1010 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 And after you've given, you know, 1011 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 someone five copies 1012 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 of the book, it's really not a great 1013 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 party gift anymore. Yeah, enough. 1014 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 I bet he's not even getting 1015 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 out of everything you could be, 1016 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000 you know? Like, really doing 1017 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000 some soul searching or whatever, but- 1018 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Yes. So, 1019 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000 what if, though, we don't want to go right 1020 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 to Orcus, but we need 1021 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 to gather the 1022 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 tr- or is the writ going to be 1023 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 distributed? Is it, like, a pamphlet 1024 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 and it's going to have all the instructions? 1025 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 Like, I'm not sure what they're working on right now. 1026 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000 Or is there, like- or they, like, 1027 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 psychically tell 1028 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000 everyone in the cult 1029 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 sisterhood 1030 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000 about, um, like, 1031 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 you're really powerful. Can you do 1032 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000 that? So, what are the communication 1033 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000 lines? Is it the PR department? 1034 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Yeah. Or, like, do you have an official 1035 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000 Twitter account? Yeah, is that a- is that a 1036 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 new thing? I don't remember that. Got that 1037 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 blue checkmark? Now, we- 1038 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 we create many copies of writs 1039 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 and we send them up through 1040 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000 the postal service. 1041 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 I like the pneumatic tubes. You got 1042 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 those? Okay. No. Okay, 1043 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000 I got the writ everybody. Donkeys. Oh, 1044 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 fair. Yeah. We need 1045 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 five thousand copies distributed 1046 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 everywhere. Okay, can we get the signatures 1047 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 on the writs first and then I can go make 1048 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 carbon copies? Yeah, you just- I'm not going to write 1049 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000 five thousand. Just go sign them. Yeah, no, no. Okay, 1050 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 everybody just sign- sign your name 1051 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000 at the bottom of the- Yes. At the bottom 1052 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 of the writ. Uh, uh, 1053 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Tiamat, uh- And Tiamat slams 1054 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 one of their claws down 1055 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 on it. Let's see, Tiamat's in on it too. Uh, 1056 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Tiamat, ruler of the- 1057 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000 this area right now, but 1058 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000 hopefully a little bit beyond 1059 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000 afterwards. Uh, you're going to go 1060 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000 shut down Orcus. Uh, 1061 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000 this is going to be a lot of people that come and 1062 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000 help. A lot of- a lot of people, 1063 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 a lot of dragons, a lot of- 1064 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000 It's a real wordy writ, isn't it? 1065 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000 Well, Martha's about just getting all of the 1066 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000 details down and in there and I was 1067 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 just kind of- I was really 1068 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000 just tied up with the whole Pegasus 1069 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000 ring thing. Anyways, 1070 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000 uh, but it's all in there. 1071 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 Everything that you wanted was 1072 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000 in there. It's in there. Just sign your- sign your 1073 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000 name. Don't worry about that last 1074 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 little part. Hold on a second. We don't- 1075 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000 I am no- 1076 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000 in no- I have no authority 1077 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000 to- Affiliation. 1078 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Well- By approximation. 1079 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Bob, you have 1080 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000 five seconds before I rip you 1081 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000 in from limb. We are not here 1082 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000 to trick them. We are here to help them 1083 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000 destroy Orcus. I'll remove the- I'll remove the 1084 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000 appendix. What was at the bottom? 1085 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 I'm just curious. Yeah, what was- 1086 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000 Just for curiosity. I mean, we don't sign things. 1087 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000 There we go. 1088 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Wow, is this something that's just automatically 1089 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 put to the bottom like you owe your soul to the- 1090 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Yes, I apologize. It's standard, yes. 1091 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Fair enough. Yeah, no, I do remember that. 1092 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000 I'll get you too. You gotta 1093 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000 really- you gotta read it. 1094 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000 You gotta read it all, cause it's on you. 1095 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000 It's on you if you sign it. Well, you can still back out 1096 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000 before you kill a friend, but yes. 1097 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Yeah. Sometimes, though, 1098 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 they'll just capture the person that you love and just 1099 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000 hold them in a cell. It's fine. 1100 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Okay, so we got the- 1101 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 we got the- we got the 1102 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 things. You guys didn't say that you wanted 1103 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000 something. Alright, Moot. 1104 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000 This is for you, and Tiamat 1105 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 drags a very 1106 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000 ancient 1107 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000 marred battle 1108 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000 worn shield and 1109 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000 drops it on the table and- 1110 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000 Moot. Ooh. 1111 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000 I feel like you'll relate to 1112 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 this in some weird existential way. 1113 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 Like he puts up lots of walls 1114 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000 and doesn't let many people in? 1115 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 More like there's an entity stuck 1116 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000 in the shield. Oh yeah, I'll get along great 1117 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 with it then. 1118 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000 Oh, that's very literal. I believe their 1119 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 name is Gargoth. 1120 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Be careful when you let them out. 1121 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Noted. And what about you, Glim? 1122 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000 Well, I mean, 1123 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000 I feel like- Worshipper of my idiot 1124 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 brother. 1125 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000 Yeah. 1126 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 Learned a lot of things about 1127 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000 my beloved 1128 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000 Bahamut recently. 1129 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 But 1130 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 I'm gonna say still, still 1131 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000 a big fan. 1132 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Although I've now added 1133 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 big fan of Tiamat. Which is an 1134 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000 unexpected turn because- 1135 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 You gotta stay fLexible, right? 1136 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000 I mean, the five heads, the whole thing, 1137 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000 you're dealing with all these people. 1138 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Like, it's, it's really 1139 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000 it's really something. I mean, 1140 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 you've got us the sisterhood. 1141 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000 It's a lot. 1142 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 I'll give you this. 1143 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000 Then. 1144 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000 My brother is an idiot. 1145 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000 But 1146 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000 he believes 1147 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000 he believes 1148 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000 that the world can be a 1149 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 better place. 1150 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Of course it can. I mean, literally 1151 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000 it's pretty bad right now, so 1152 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000 definitely. And I'll give you this 1153 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000 horn. You can blow 1154 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000 it once in a time of need. 1155 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 And any dragon who hears, 1156 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 if they can, will 1157 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000 come to you. I don't know what will happen 1158 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 if they are undead, for that is an 1159 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000 abomination that should not exist. 1160 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000 But perhaps it will 1161 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000 work there too. 1162 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000 But they should come to your aid. 1163 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Thank you. That's 1164 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 wow. That's pretty cool. 1165 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 That's really super cool. 1166 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 And what do you got for me? 1167 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000 Anything good? Five minutes in the 1168 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000 back room. 1169 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000 We'll wait. Alright. 1170 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000 Enjoy your scones, 1171 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000 everybody. And I will 1172 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 see you in a minute. 1173 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000 Um, so 1174 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000 that just happened. 1175 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000 Yeah, 1176 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000 I don't, I'm, we should 1177 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 I didn't expect it. Should we make lots of 1178 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000 noise or something? Like maybe 1179 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000 let's talk over top of one another 1180 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000 so nobody can hear like, let's 1181 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000 a cacophony of something. 1182 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 I'm really not entirely 1183 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000 sure if I should put these eyeballs in. I really don't know. 1184 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000 I should definitely think we should probably. 1185 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 I mean if I just dig in this gold 1186 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000 it'll make quite a bit of noise and I can't 1187 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000 quite hear. Ooh, there's bubble wrap 1188 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000 over here. Oh, thank goodness. 1189 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000 That's good. I'm gonna just clink these 1190 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000 plates. 1191 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000 So that's the place you don't tell 1192 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 anybody about. 1193 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000 Yeah. 1194 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000 I feel like we all just 1195 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 been through something together. 1196 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000 I think so too. 1197 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000 I don't want to be rude 1198 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000 but I think you all need to leave. 1199 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 That seems fair. I'm gonna take a nap. 1200 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Yeah, fair enough. 1201 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000 Okay, we'll just 1202 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 take a nap. Everybody got their 1203 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000 things? Collect your things. I got this book. 1204 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000 Do we go to the 1205 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000 do we go to Orcas? 1206 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000 Now I'm frazzled. I like I don't 1207 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000 want to nap. There's only one way out. 1208 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000 Who's got the... 1209 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000 Somebody grab that mirror. I think we need the mirror. 1210 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000 Okay, I'll put it in my back. 1211 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 Thank you for not eating me. 1212 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000 And Sully bows again. 1213 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000 Like many, many, many bows. 1214 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000 I was never gonna eat you 1215 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Sullivan Slate. Yeah, I miss you 1216 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 too a little bit and he walks away. 1217 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Learn to believe in yourself 1218 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Sullivan Slate. 1219 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000 Yes ma'am. 1220 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000 As messed up as you are. 1221 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 Is that also a quote from the book? 1222 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 No, but that's good. 1223 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000 I should write that down. 1224 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 You should write your own book down here. 1225 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000 Alright, get out. Let's go. 1226 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000 Everybody turns and begins 1227 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000 walking towards the two Orcas tunnel. 1228 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000 You don't see it, but there's a bit of a 1229 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000 glow in the 1230 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000 satchel of 1231 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000 Sullivan Slate. 1232 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000 There's an image that appears on the mirror 1233 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000 as you round a corner and turn 1234 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 and look back at Tiamat who 1235 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000 is smoking a large Marlboro. 1236 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Does she have a cigarette holder? 1237 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000 Yeah, of course. 1238 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000 There's one and she's moving it between 1239 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000 them. 1240 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 That's right. 1241 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000 And the scene of 1242 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000 the other team, 1243 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000 the Decimators of Dragons and all 1244 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000 of their various assorted players 1245 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000 begins to play out the door 1246 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000 opens and they approach 1247 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Orcas on his throne 1248 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000 and battle begins and there's a 1249 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000 flicker in the mirror. 1250 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000 There's this bright 1251 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000 light 1252 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000 that appears. 1253 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000 And the picture goes dark. 1254 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Tom Laird is moot, with 1255 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000 Kristen Flemens as a god, Sean Howard 1256 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000 as Tiamat, and Russ More as your 1257 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000 Dungeon Master. Production and sound 1258 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000 design by Russ More. This episode 1259 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000 featured music from Epidemic Sound, 1260 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000 Artlist, and Kavin McLeod, and sound effects 1261 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000 from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library, 1262 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000 and Sound Ideas. A huge thank you to 1263 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000 our supporting producers, Jessica Babyok, 1264 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Kat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 1265 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 Christian Brown, Craig Zeiss, 1266 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Aaron Stevens, Perry Mady, 1267 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000 Kayla Littlejohn, L.A. 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